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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between Donald Trump and a bucket of shit? The bucket."
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"So my girlfriend called me a pedophile the other day... And I said that's a big word for a 5 year old."
"Donald Trump, Hillary Clinton, and Ted Cruz are left on a deserted island, Who survives? America."
"A Canadian walks into a bar, steps back, apologizes to the bar, and walks away."
"""If you like Google Glass, also try Bing Chewables."""
"I root against my college football team. That place put me $80,000 in debt. It'd be like rooting for the bank that holds your mortgage."
"Crocodile: ""See ya later alligator."" Alligator: ""yeah, I don't do that anymore Jeff."""
"What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry Potter escaped the chamber."
"[being pushed into the middle of a dance circle] please, I have a family"
"Hell hath no fury like a white woman emailing Target after a bad shopping experience."