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Joke of the Day
"What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? Gmmmppphh"
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"You can't fix stupid but you can divorce it"
"why would you steal a baby at least steal something good like a truck or a dolphin"
"I want to die peacefully, like my grandfather Not screaming, like the people in the bus he was driving."
"I changed my night club's name to Erectile Dysfunction for one night Nobody came... If ya know what I mean (God, please don't punish me for saying this)"
"PhotoShop Level:Expert Boy: Wow... You Look So Perfect with Incredible Body And Flower like skin... What do You Use ? . . . . . . Girl : Adobe Photoshop CS5!"
"Yo mama is so fat...that she makes Godzilla look like an action figure"
"What do you have if you don't have a Kia? A Nokia."
"250 dogs escaped from the SPCA Police are following a number of leads."
"Where does a dog go when he loses his tail? A retail store."