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Joke of the Day

"I hate people who... I hate people who use big words just to make themselves look perspicacious."

"I've just started an online dating site for Siamese twins. It's called Connect 4."

"How do you make a woman blind? Put a windshield in front of her."

"If you want me to save a horse and ride a cowboy, you better spare a tree and eat a beaver."

"How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Cut the rope!"

"My doctor said if I get 1000 upvotes he will perform free LASIK surgery!! Upvote for visibility."

"Why don't ghosts play sports? Boo!"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Anna ! Anna who ? Annather brick in the wall !"

"What do a Harvard lawyer and a Yale lawyer have in common? They both got accepted to Yale."

"What did the hookers left leg say to the right leg? Between you and me, we can make a lot of money."