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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a psychic midget who escaped from prison? A small medium at large."
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"A construction crew was converting an old road near a chicken coupe back to farmland... Comedians slaughtered the construction crew, and the jokes continued."
"Which one of the ten men won the pun contest? No pun in ten did!"
"My girlfriend dumped me for making too much Game of Thrones references. What a shame *ding-a-ling*"
"*unplugs 100% charged iphone* *slides to unlock* battery 43%"
"Why do the elephants have short tails ? Because they can't remember long stories !"
"I have a friend that's addicted to brake fluid. But he says he can stop anytime."
"How do you impregnate a nun? You fuck her."