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Joke of the Day

"I overheard a guy complaining angrily about the NSA tracking him Some people are so annoying when they have a chip on their shoulder."

"Name one thing Taylor Swift doesn't have in her purse Her boyfriend's phone number"

"Someone was taken down to the police station after they were caught drinking vodka from a coffee cup while driving. They took a mug shot."

"What is large and grey and shoots tourists in Africa? An elefanatic, of course."

"What did Fred from 'Scooby Doo' say when Mystery Inc. finally found a mystery that was too scary for them to solve? 2scooby4doo"

"What did one lesbian frog say to the other lesbian frog? We really *do* taste like chicken!"

"I'm giving up alcohol for a month. Wait sorry, that didn't come out right : I'm giving up. Alcohol for a month."

"Definition of 1ply toilet paper. Finding your inner self."

"Q: You're sailing on a boat with a pack of cigarettes, but do not have a fire source, what do? A: Throw one overboard to make the boat a cigarette lighter."

"Where do space monsters live? In far distant terror-tory."