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Joke of the Day

"Rejected Disney Movie Titles: 1) Find My Fish Son 2) A Shit Ton Of Spotted Dogs 3) Peter Pot 4) Pretty Lady & Big Foot Face 5) It's Cold"

"This came to me randomly today; not sure if old, or OC... How does Hannibal Lecter like his eggs? Ovaries-y"

"ten years ago my dad called me a ""latte liberal"" once, now i wanna adjust my vintage frames scoffing all like ""UM, IT'S COLD BREW SOCIALIST"""

"I'm glad you spent $80 on makeup to look like a $5 whore. Well done"

"I hope I die alone. I mean, you'd have to be a pretty big jerk to hope others die with you."

"Knock knock Who's there? Broken pencil. Broken pencil who? Never-mind, it's pointless."

"*reads a note sombody put on my desk* [i heard u caught a cold! i hope it FLU away!] *drops note* what.. WAT IS THIS SOME SORT OF SICK JOKE"

"What is a ghost's favorite type of porn? Boo-kakke."

"On the topic of Transformers ""Have you guys seen the new toys? They've changed too much! They were so much better when we were little!"" ""...Transformers are supposed to change"""

"When is a body builder's shortest workout? During the winter Swole-stace"