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Joke of the Day

"Q: What's the difference between Bill Clinton and a container of yogurt? A: Yogurt has culture."

"The team that finished first in the local boat race were allowed to keep their boat. Scenes of celebration broke out when they realized they had won the champion ship."

"I never trust a Tom. They are far too often involved in foolery or peeping for my liking."

"So...Donald Trump was on The View today. I kept rewinding it and watching it trying to spot Elizabeth Hasselbeck's boner."

"What's the difference between a sumo and a feminist? A sumo shaves their legs."

"How do Muslims laugh? Muahahahamed Note: I don't have any prejudices against Islamic people."

"My grandfather died during the Holocaust He fell off a guard tower."

"Why do breasts have nipples? Because without them they would be pointless."

"Describe yourself in one word Bad at describing myself with one word."

"Billion dollar idea: Tea bags that are actually wine bags. Slogan: You already act like you're God, now turn water into wine like Jesus!"