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Joke of the Day
"Why did the Catholic cross herself?"
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"Why can't an Italian snake talk? Because it doesn't have any hands."
"French Joke Q. Why do we need France on our side against Saddam and Osama? A. So the French can show them how to surrender."
"Why did the console peasant cross the road? To render the building on the other side"
"I don't think I could ever fall in love with a midget... I don't think I could ever fall in love with a midget. But I guess it's better to fall in love with a small person, than not a tall."
"What does a fastidious female call a condom? Goo-be-gone"
"Finally, track and field. Where the men are men and the women are too..."
"I want an iPhone with BBM and a Nokia battery."
"My son's favorite toy is the free blood pressure machine at Walgreens."
"I didn't know what to do with all the gifts my ex gave me. So I took antibiotics until they went away."