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Joke of the Day

"I'd complain about the bathroom smelling like pine, but I'm sure it's better than whatever smell the pine is covering up."

"What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Elephino... \ _ ()_/ "

"I was surprised Oscar Pistorius owned a gun in the first place. I would have thought he preferred blades."

"HER: Are you a dog or cat person? BRAIN:*be cool, she seems pretty great* ME: Whatever you want to eat is fine. BRAIN: *nailed it*"

"What's an English teacher's favourite cereal? Synonym Grahams"

"I always found the movie ""The Exorcist"" confusing... It made my head spin."

"What's the difference between a bowling ball and a blonde? You can only fit three fingers inside a bowling ball!"

"Did you hear about the black comedian? He stole the show."

"Did you hear about the jurisprudence fetishist that walked into a courtroom? He got off on a technicality."

"I told my wife to embrace her mistakes. She cried & then she hugged me."