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Joke of the Day

"What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Elephino... \ _ ()_/ "

"What did the dick say to the condom? Cover me, im going in!"

"What did the book say to the librarian? Can I take you out?"

"intelligent student Student would you punish me for some thing i did not do? Teacher no , of course not.Student good, because i did not do my homework."

"Its hilariously ironic that the first gold medal won was by the U.S... For Shooting"

"phone call Wife: Want a free couch? Me: Free? Yes! Wife: How do we pick it up? Me: Lift with your legs, not your back. Wife: *click*"

"Happy Birthday to me. 27 years old... in Spice Girl years."

"Why do women hate panty lines? Because like, it sucks waiting around for underwear."

"I saw two blind dudes fighting the other day... .. and I yelled ""I'm rooting for the one with the knife!"" Both of them ran away."

"Did you guys hear about Anonymous declaring war on ISIS? Looks like ISIS will finally get fucked by those 72 virgins they are always going on about"