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Joke of the Day

"I was surprised Oscar Pistorius owned a gun in the first place. I would have thought he preferred blades."

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"A man comes into the doctor's office the doctor says: ""Clean that up yourself."""
"What's the most dangerous possession a gun nut will ever own? His car."
"My sister and her husband just split up, so I got my 8 year old niece the new ""Divorce Barbie"" She comes with half of Ken's stuff."
"What's the best time to go to the dentist? Tooth Hurty!"
"what if soy milk is just regular milk.... introducing itself in spanish"
"Two cannibals eating a clown. One of them says to the other: does this taste funny to you?"
"I used to think the brain was the most important organ... Then I thought, ""look what's telling me that"""
"Where do hipsters buy their clothes? Most likely a thrift store or Urban Outfitters, TBH."
"War is not the answer Unless, ""What is the opposite of peace?"" is the question."
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