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Joke of the Day

"Crude oil is the worst kind of oil because it says offensive things while it pollutes the water and ruins our planet."

"A MAN IS WALKING BY A TRASHCAN AND SMELLS SOMETHING BAD He was relaxed to find it was just an indian"

"A Georgia State Trooper pulls over a car. He says... ...to the driver, ""Got any ID?"" The driver says, ""'Bout what?"""

"What do you get if you cross Michael J Fox with a dildo? A vibrator."

"Why won't Hillary ever pull out? She's never finished screwing people."

"What did the scientist see when he looked up his family tree? A gorilla pooped on his face."

"WOMAN: pls help, theres a man outside terrorizing me 911: haha aww that just means he likes you MURDERER (at window): HEY SHUT UP I DO NOT"

"why did the scarecrow get a promotion? he was out-standing in his field."

"How do you call a singing PC? a dell"

"Goat joke(my 1st please go easy on me) Q: What do call a gay goat. A: A Fagoat"