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Joke of the Day
"why did the scarecrow get a promotion? he was out-standing in his field."
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"I hate when my wife says her friend at work ""got flowers again today"" and I have to kill that chick's husband."
"THE RIGHT ONE HOW CAN YOU BE CERTAIN YOU FOUND THE RIGHT ONE? AFTER YOU PASS GAS,THEY HAVENT FILED FOR AN ORDER OF PROTECTION"
"My clothes were traumatically stolen from me. But I've recovered."
"Why do white girls always travel in odd number packs? They can't even"
"Pretty sure this dollar store toothpaste is just white paint."
"Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven was a six offender."
"Eastern Europe - 1989 ""If we leave the Soviet Union, we might have to get visas to visit Siberia and turnips will be more expensive"""
"At any time, the temptation to sing ""The Lion Sleeps Tonight"" is just a whim away....... A whim away."
"My pics are real. I don't use any filters. I don't even use coffee filters. I eat coffee straight outta the container like a man"