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Joke of the Day

"When I see a couple and the women's pregnant. I always walk up and YELL ""why don't you tell him who is really the father."" and walk away"

"What do a priest and an Olympic silver medalist have in common? The both came in a little behind."

"Twister 2: Climate change makes tornadoes evolve. They work together. We can't beat them. We team up instead The twisters destroy ISIS."

"What's the difference between an extroverted mathematician and an introverted mathematician? The extroverted mathematician looks at YOUR shoes when he's speaking to you."

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"Wana hear a Canadian joke? Toronto maple leafs."

"What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?"

"I wanna see Jurassic World, but I hear extincts."

"Whats the difference between a crab with big boobs and a bus station full of punks? One is a busty crustacean and the other is a crusty bus station"

"Oh, some guy screwed you over? Would you like to explain how the whole male population is responsible for this?"