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Joke of the Day
"How long does it take an Ethiopian Women to take a shit? 9 Months."
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"Q: Did you hear about the new form of birth control for blondes? A: They take off their makeup."
"A real woman can raise a child by herself, but a real man would never LET her"
"My mother has now been sending me a Valentine's card for 28 years. She's persistent but I'm not interested."
"I just leave my autocorrects so people will think I'm really passionate about ducks."
"My mom told me to only say sorry if I've killed someone sorry mom"
"I heard that the president was poisoned, then cured. But the information is purely antidotal."
"What's black, cheap, and not worth a damn? A cup of decaf"
"A man using Apple Maps walks into a bar... Or a hospital.... Or possibly a church."
"why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road because it was disabled"