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Joke of the Day
"My mom told me to only say sorry if I've killed someone sorry mom"
Next Joke
"Why do people eat carrots to help their eyesight? They should be eating oranges because they have vitamin C. haha"
"When is the most likely time that a stray dog will walk into your house ? When the door is open !"
"My typo game is string."
"Why did the cautious gambler never go camping? He didn't want to stake his tent."
"Yo mama's so dumb, she stuck a phone up her ass and thought she was making a booty call!"
"Why don't you see many chemists with master's degrees working with acids and bases? To really understand acids and bases, you need a pHd."
"I got all my coworkers condoms and bibles for Valentines Day because I'm praying they get laid"
"What did the dyslexic kid say to his parents at Christmas? I love Satan"
"You say to-MAY-to and I also say to-MAY-to because nobody says to-MAH-to. Nobody."