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Joke of the Day

"A gift card that only allows the user to purchase more gift cards until they finally go insane."

"Two things I hate: This joke, And things that are meta."

"Naming your child ""Roger"" is fine, until you have to tell someone about it over a two-way radio."

"When did Caesar reign ? I didn't know he reigned. Of course he did didn't they hail him ?"

"Let's hear some Confucius Jokes I'll start Confucius says woman that keeps soap on top shelf will jump for joy."

"Why do jews have such big noses? Because oxygen is free"

"Who did the dyslexic man sell his soul to? Santa. /cringe"

"I don't want to just eat Olive Garden. I want to eat OLIVE it."

"What did the penis say to the condom? Cover me, I'm going in."

"Why did the man tell his mom to get him out of prison? She had gotten him out of a tight spot before."