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Joke of the Day

"Give a man a fish and he'll feed himself for a day. Make the man a fish and you'll feed scientific curiosity for a lifetime."

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"I'm very good to my wife, everyday I'll run the hot water and put the bubbles in for her ...just to make doing the dishes that bit easier."
"Sneaks into your house and removes all the labels from your canned goods. Shuffles them well."
"Ho Ho Ho Do you know; There is a dyslexic devil cult who worship Santa??"
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"[in a normal speaking voice from top row of football stadium] Good luck today guys"
"What did the horse say to the group of kids. Haaaaay you guuuysss Hahahah hope youvliked it worked pretty darn hard.comon up woth thisnfunny joke, cya hahahahha lol"
"I bet we'd have to say 'The steaks are pretty high' if a herd of cows ever got into a field of marijuana."
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