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Joke of the Day

"What did the horse say to the group of kids. Haaaaay you guuuysss Hahahah hope youvliked it worked pretty darn hard.comon up woth thisnfunny joke, cya hahahahha lol"

"""You're in no position to be making demands."" [does a handstand] ""Company helicopter & 2 months extra vacation."" ""Fair enough."

"*Jesus sits down at the bar* ""The boss says we have to start charging you for water"""

"""Every child's a gift."" ""Your 'gift' is eating his own boogers right now."" ""..."" ""I hope you saved the receipt."""

"They Say Never Judge A Man Until You Walk A Mile In His Shoes Because you'll then be a mile away and will also have his shoes"

"What was the first thing Hitler bought from the beauty shop? Polish remover"

"Whats 6'2"" and doesnt work? My moms van, its been sitting on blocks all summer you racist bastard."

"Did you hear about the guy who kept fucking cheerios? He was a cereal rapist"

"What do Japanese emperors and rappers have in common? They're both wondering where their ninjas are at."

"A blonde was walking down the road with a healthy looking pig under her arm. As she passed the bus stop someone asked ""Where did you get that?"" The pig replied ""I won her in a raffle!"""