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Joke of the Day
"How did the butcher introduce his wife? Meet Patty"
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"Apparently when your girlfriend asks which of her friends you would like to have a threesome with you are only supposed to say one name."
"Thank you, Student Loan, for getting me through college. I don't think I can ever repay you."
"For every action, there is an equal and opposite... This post is not longer available due to a trademark claim by Fine Brothers Entertainment."
"One of my friend told me that she got accepted at Dalhousie University... I told her to stay away from the dentistry students"
"What's a dead baby's favorite holiday beverage? Infanticider."
"What do you get if you cross a mosquito and a mountain climber? No one knows. You can't cross a vector and a scalar."
"MISSING: Black and white cat with red collar. Very, very intelligent. Mittens, if you're reading this, please come home......."
"You'll never know how funny a tweet can be until you think of all the ways after posting it."
"Little joke I thought of: What do you call a duck being kidnapped? An abduction. I'll quietly leave through this conveniently placed door."