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Joke of the Day

"Politically Correct Chiggers Chegreos."

"Where do people from Laos like to swim? In Laotian."

"Wanted to write a funny chemistry joke... all the good ones Argon."

"Hey kids, remember the feeling you got when you cleaned your room without being asked and no one noticed? That's what adulthood's like."

"I consider each one of my friends a gift. Now if only I could remember where I put some of those receipts..."

"What's so fragile that even mentioning it breaks it? The male ego."

"Doctor Doctor My little boy has just swallowed a roll of film! Hmmmm. Let's hope nothing develops."

"Why are spiders like tops ? They are always spinning !"

"A 3 legged dog walks into a bar Did you hear about the 3 legged dog who walked into a bar? He was looking for the man who shot his paw!"

"I was sitting on a bus in Thailand across from a beautiful young lady. My shorts were a little tight and I was thinking, don't get a boner, don't get a boner... But she did."