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Joke of the Day
"Gentleman My penis is so polite, it stands up so girls have a place to sit down."
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"Why is it a bad idea to date a girl from the leper colony ? Whenever they get upset, they cry their eyes out."
"""Can't argue with that!"" he said, pointing to an inanimate object."
"Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11....... a suicide."
"Mariah Carey seems like the type to sing all she wants for Christmas is you, but when you don't get her anything she throws a huge hissy fit"
"What would a woodchuck do if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Go chuck itself of course."
"Why is it called Alcoholics ANONYMOUS when the first thing you do is stand up and say, My name is Peter and I am an alcoholic'"
"Q)What will you call a person who sleeps next to a close relative? A) NapKin"
"Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Their kids haven't ."
"I love to go down to the schoolyard and watch all the little children jump up and down and run around yelling and screaming... They Don't Know I'm Only Using Blanks."