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Joke of the Day
"My friend just just dumped a funeral director she was dating. She said he was a real stiff."
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"Have you heard about the recent wave of Saudi emmigration to Pennsylvania? No? Yeah, well it's quite big - there was even a popular documentary series on it... ""It's always Sunni in Philadelphia."""
"Don't you hate it, when you offer someone help and the other person says yes"
"The last time I was this drunk and covered in glitter, it had nothing to do with Christmas."
"Why do dinosaurs wear glasses? To make sure they don't step on other dinosaurs."
"How many potato's does it take to kill an Irishman? None."
"What's an owl's favorite rock band? Owls personally prefer the track list of Rock Band 2. Just a solid game."
"If you have a tattoo on your head, you've lost the right to ask me what I'm looking at."
"Knot Knot Who's there? Rope! Rope who? Rope Houdini use to tie himself up with!"
"Clearly Cheating A man cheats on his girlfriend Lorraine with a woman named Clearly. Lorraine dies suddenly. At the funeral, the man stands up and sings, ""I can see Clearly now, Lorraine is gone."""