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Joke of the Day
"Why did your sister shoot the alarm clock ? Because she felt like killing time."
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"When rapping in my car, I hold my phone to my ear so passersby think I'm on an intense business call."
"Knock-knock. Who's there? Disapointing Frog. Disappointing Frog who? This joke doesn't have a punchline."
"What's the Indian way of saying 'Bread of Heaven'? Is it: A) Holy Loaf B) Sacred Baguette Or C) Naan of the above"
"""Bigotry"" -an Italian guy describing an oak"
"Botox doesn't make you look young, it makes you look like you think you're old."
"How does a Scotsman find a sheep in tall grass? Very Satisfying"
"I hate when a girl says the wrong name during sex They know my name isnt Someone Help"
"In capitalist America, you grab people by the pussy. In Soviet Russia, you seize the means of reproduction."
"A new teacher joins school. She finds two boys Similar in appearance. Teacher asks: "" Twins "" ? . . . . . . . . Boy: No , "" NEIGHBOURS"""