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"What caused the civil war in Ethiopia? Too many Negus."
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"> Unsubscribe from LinkedIn > Delete email account > Sell house, live in woods > Find bottle in river > Has note inside > It's from LinkedIn"
"If you call someone from Alaska an Alaskan, someone from Texas a Texan, and Iowa an Iowan; what do you call someone from Utah? A Mormon"
"Fewer US schools are selling candy, soda and chips to students After all, that stuff is horrible for pregnancies!"
"In a recent court case, the defendant was charged with smuggling bombs inside of living cows... ...Upon hearing this, one of the jurors cried out, ""Abominable!"" (A bomb in a bull)"
"Why did the mexican man throw his wife off a bridge? He wanted tequila."
"I can't wait for Kim Kardashian to get old"
"lawyer talking under his breath: ""guiltypeoplesaywhat?"" suspect: what? lawyer: no further questions your honor"
"""Honey the baby is crowning!"" *Lifts up hospital gown* ""Well excuse me YOUR MAJESTY!"""
"judge: ""you have chosen to defend yourself, is that correct?"" me: [muffled from inside full suit of armour] ""that's correct"""