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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the guy addicted to eating salt? Don't worry, he was cured."
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"The list of Republican Presidential Candidates."
"My stove is the most expensive cigarette lighter I've ever purchased."
"I forgot why I was retracing my steps so I gave up and re-retraced them back to bed."
"Eating pistachios is like picking up girls You always go for the easiest ones to crack first."
"I went to go see my therapist without my clothes on. I told him I didn't feel very sane. My therapist said, ""Well, I can clearly see your nuts."""
"What's the most efficient fuel to use when chasing cars? Snow Petrol!"
"Have you heard the new drink called Sandy? ...It's a watered down Manhattan!"
"ME EVREY MORNIG: nonono no noNO no NONO NO!!! ME EVREY NIGHT: u know wat wil make my morning amazing?! setting my favorite song as my alarm"
"I'm 39, If you invite me to a party that only starts after 10pm, I'm not even going to pretend I'll make it."