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Joke of the Day

"2 Penises rob a bank 2 Penises are busy robbing a bank. All of a sudden a vibrator bursts through the doors. The one penis says to the other: ""Oh fuck! It's RoboCop!'"

"I once walked in on my brother having sex with my girlfriend. Needless to say I deflated her and threw her in the trash. #awkwardbreakup"

"Do you ever order a club sandwich just to feel like you're a part of something?"

"Got a problem with me? I'm pretty sure a status on Facebook won't fix it."

"I wake up every morning feeling like a Japanese democracy. Huge erection."

"I spilled some coffee. My wife called it grounds for divorce."

"I call my genitalia the Severance Package... After its seen it usually ends relationships."

"What does a mother use to keep her childrens' toenails soft and smooth? A pedi-file"

"Santa is always jolly, he knows where the naughty girls live."

"I think some of you freaks have been spanked more as adults than you were as children."