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Joke of the Day

"Q: If everyone in America started driving pink cadillacs, what would you have? A: A pink car nation."

"Anderson Cooper: ""the Arizona wildfire is flaming out of control."" Arizona Wildfire: ""Wow, isn't that the pot calling the kettle black."""

"What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing...it just let out a little wine."

"Getting a tub. Filling it with cookies. Pouring milk over it. Pretending to eat a giant's cereal. Horrifying my wife."

"A man comes into a bar.... No, wait, it was a horse. So a man comes into a horse."

"PENSIVE MAN: the most terrifying enemy we face is the fear within PERSON WHO NARROWLY SURVIVED A GRIZZLY ATTACK: or a bear"

"Poor superman.he can't go commando without the whole world noticing"

"I like my coffee like I like my butt hole... Without a penis in it."

"Whats the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus? It only takes one nail to hang the picture."

"What's the best thing about a Trmp versus Clinton election? One of them has to lose."