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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the Pharaoh getting kicked out of the Grammy's? I guess that's what happens when you toot on Common."

"Black actors boycott Oscars... No slave or MLK movies this year."

"What do an 80 year old smoker and the Japanese House of Representatives have in common? They only have an erection every 4 years"

"That awkward moment when you step on a lego and all the kids scatter because they know SOMEONE must die."

"I just pooped my pants in the elevator. I'm taking this shit to a whole nother level."

"Rob Zombie is a good musician but also a great way to make money when the undead rise from their graves"

"What does it say on the door of the Microsoft store? No shirt, no shoes, no Surface."

"a lady was like ""can you believe he's 14 months old already"" and i am like you know what i can cause you post a pic of him every single day"

"KNOCK KNOCK Who's there? I'm I'm who? Hi Who, I'm Daniel"

"What's the difference between a toilet and a drummer? A toilet only has to deal with shit from one asshole at a time."