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Joke of the Day

"Sue from work says putting zucchini in her brownie makes it incredibly moist. I told Sue I've had similar successes."

"I bet even your farts smell good."

"Doc : Do you know what blood type you are? Me : Red?"

"I remember one time my uncle asked me to spell ""schadenfreude"", and I couldn't. But he's dead now and I'm not, so I win."

"[Racist] How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb None.They just beat the room for being black."

"[God creating hairless cats] How about some foreskin with night vision."

"Why doesn't Jesus like M&M's? Because they fall through his hands."

"Why did the chicken cross the road? Your mom xDDddd"

"Think about how much women could accomplish if they didn't spend half the day taking pictures of themselves in bathroom mirrors."