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Joke of the Day

"Sue from work says putting zucchini in her brownie makes it incredibly moist. I told Sue I've had similar successes."

"I'm 12 feet taller than my grandparents. I'm 6 feet tall and they're 6 feet under."

"I'm going to start rapping under the name ""Jay Y"" So I can tell Jay Z ""I'm coming for you"""

"What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho Cheese!! (someone date me please)"

"I brought my gimp home from the club yesterday and took off his mask... Oops, wrong sub!"

"Finally nailed my girlfriend and her twin last night You know how I tell them apart? Her brother has a mustache."

"What do you do to get rid of an obese demon? You exorcise him."

"Why did the Teletubbies find it hard to pee? They only have one Tinkie-Winkie"

"What's the difference between a leprechaun and a hooker with 5 STD's? Well one of them is a cunning runt."

"Yo mama so fat.... pickup lines don't work on her."