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Joke of the Day
"Doc : Do you know what blood type you are? Me : Red?"
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"[NSFW] Excuse me, are you hungry? Good, because I'm fucking hungry tonight!"
"What's 72? 69 with 3 people watching!"
"My Dad should be in the Guinness Book Of World Records. I'm pretty sure no one has ever taken twenty seven years to go and get a pint of milk."
"Whats the best part about a dead hooker The second hour is free"
"My cousin couldn't pay the church for her exorcism So they repossessed her."
"You're a dog person? *Throws a stick* Well? Aren't you going to run after it or are you cool with being a normal human that's also a liar?"
"What do you call a bunch of white dudes sitting on a bench? The NBA"
"What's the difference between chopped beef and pea soup? Everyone can chop beef, but no one can pee soup!"
"What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My Zipper"