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Joke of the Day

"Why are gangstas afraid of the rain? Cuz they roofless."

"Remember, everyone seems normal until you get to know them..."

"What's the difference between a Bernie Sanders supporter and a fat stripper? A fat stripper actually gets to the polls."

"When playing Fuck/Marry/Kill always ask yourself: will my ""marry"" be cool w/ me fucking & killing these other people?"

"I sleep with a knife under my pillow. You never know when someone is going to break in and give you a cake."

"My kids are really competing for least favorite today."

"Why does everyone hate their elder brother?"

"If tom cats refuse to eat their food Are they boycatting it?"

"Roses are red... Violets are violet, That guy who hit that skyscraper was a really bad pilot."

"Just played the new Hillary Presidency Simulator I don't know why it's called Fallout 4 though."