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Joke of the Day
"What did the dentist in the porno say? ""Your teeth are the whitest I've come across."""
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"If i had a dollar for every girl that found me unattractive.. they'd eventually find me attractive."
"I like to finish other people's sentences because my version is better."
"Smokey The Bear is the narc version of Yogi Bear."
"""We've been doing this for years, I simply can't be bothered thinking up another long scientific name. Drink?"" - people who named the fly."
"Why do librarians like the wind? It says, ""Shhh!"" all day!"
"Pretzels Two pretzels were walking down the street. One got assaulted."
"Thank you Facebook for putting everyone's Facebook page link on their Facebook page. I would have never found their page without it."
"How do you make a candle really happy...? Blow it out, it'll be delighted"
"Two things went wrong today 1. My Wife got ran over by a bus 2. I lost my job at the bus company"