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Joke of the Day

"They say if you like it then you should put a ring on it... ...man, I must really love shower curtains."

"I'm not the type of person you should put on speaker phone"

"If you watch Cinderella backwards.. It's about a woman who learns her place."

"What's got two wings, a tail and twenty five pricks? England's return flight."

"The necrophiliac thought she was sleeping with a dead body But then he came to."

"My mum said I couldn't go out past 12. My teenage years are going to be very lonely."

"What did the suspenders say to the trousers? What's up, britches?!"

"Did you hear about the man without a penis? He came out of nowhere!"

"What do you call a gay dinosaur? Mega-Sore-Arse"

"Why can't a bicycle stand on its on? Because its two tired"