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Joke of the Day
"What's the sexiest thing about the holocaust The shower scenes"
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"""It's not about who's right or wrong."" ~ The person that is wrong"
"Did you hear about the two guys that stole a calendar? They each got 6 months"
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"Unless you have stellar reflexes, throwing a bouncy ball at your spouse during an argument is not the best choice."
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"Mother: Has your tooth stopped hurting yet?...Son: I don't know. The dentist kept it"
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"First time sex. I would tell you but the joke would finish to fast."
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