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Joke of the Day
"How do you get a French girl pregnant? Cum in her shoe and let the flies do the rest."
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"You get an ark! You get an ark! You get an ark! You get an ark! You get an ark! You get an ark! -Noahpra"
"What do you call a white, poofy space alien? Martianmallow."
"Three stages of life. * Birth * What the hell is going on?!? * Death"
"I'm not sure who's more drunk, me or the guy wrapped in Christmas lights standing in the mirror."
"An inmate from a mental asylum escaped and started raping people. The next day headlines read : Nut bolts and screws."
"A priest and a rabbi leave a bar ..., and see a ten year old boy. The priest says ""Let's screw him!"" and the rabbi says ""Out of what?"""
"Another Dutch joke about the Belgiums Two Belgians are walking in the desert with a car door. One of them complains that its too hot. The other one says: ""just roll down the window."""
"What computer says ""hello"" A Dell"
"Q: How do you fix a broken pizza? A: Use tomato paste."