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Joke of the Day
"What did the nihilist wish for on his birthday?"
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"""We're out of options, I'll have to use the jetpack,"" I said, strapping on the jetpack and ignoring many non-jetpack options still available"
"How many jews can you fit in a VW? Four - two in the front, two in the back, and none in the ashtray because the Holocaust never happened"
"What's the normal amount of hair to mail someone? I feel like this is a lot of hair I'm mailing to someone"
"It's raining cats and dogs... I hope I don't step in a Poodle!"
"Marathon Just won my first marathon. I am experiencing the thrill of victory and the agony of de feet."
"How do you get a little old lady to say the ""F"" word? Yell bingo."
"Mormon women Why do Mormon women stop having kids at 29? Because 30 is too many!"
"What's a vampire cows worst fear? Steaks."
"How do make a hipster sweat... make 'em wear a wool sweater before it was cool."