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Joke of the Day
"How do make a hipster sweat... make 'em wear a wool sweater before it was cool."
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"I cant believe I got fired from the calendar factory I mean, I only took a day off"
"Stop telling jokes about Zionism. Israeli offensive."
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"If you think Special K is boring, wait till you try Normal K."
"What keyboard shortcut do the elderly have the most trouble with? Ctrl+P"