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Joke of the Day
"How many children with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb? Wanna go swimming?"
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"Are you reading this from a toilet? I'm writing this from one."
"If I ever had a one night stand and the guy texted me the next day and said ""nice to meat you""... I'd marry him."
"Justin Bieber.... I have recently changed the sound of my alarm clock to ""Justin Bieber - Baby"". Now I wake up 5 minutes earlier every day, so I don't have to listen to it."
"The groundhog saw The Shadow and said it was an awful movie."
"What does Bill Gates call it when someone drops a $20 bill on the ground? Littering."
"In a survival situation, you can drink your own urine. Fortunately, my Wi-Fi came back on just as I was filling the can."
"What's the hardest part about walking through a field of dead hookers? Your erection."
"Bill Cosby buys a really boring, run-down bar People say its so boring you might just fall asleep after one of the drinks"
"What is a rock's favorite band? The Rolling Stones."