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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a wizard who loves being on busy trams? Harry Frotteur"
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"[DJ] A man dug three holes and said.... Well, well, well... Yes [DJ] = Dad Joke warning It's honestly my dad's favorite joke."
"If you look like your passport photo You probably aren't well enough to travel."
"What do you call a cow with only two legs? ...Lean Beef."
"Maybe I can bury my burned out vibrators in the Pet Sematary and they'll come back to life with a vengeance."
"You can usually win any arm wrestling contest by simultaneously leaning in for a kiss."
"I wouldn't bother making a joke about an infinite line No point."
"When Obama declared war on Ebola, an executive producer at Fox News tried to find it on google maps."
"Make sure you get your ham early for Christmas... Because thanks to Putin there will be no Turkey left."
"What do you call it when a mother has twin boys in Arizona? Tucson."