125947
Joke of the Day
"The opposite of ""Free Willy"" is ""Predestinationy."""
Next Joke
"my career as a Walmart greeter was cut short when the manager noticed me singing ""Welcome to the Jungle"" to every customer"
"""It seems like many polls are turning against you. How do you respond?"" TRUMP: They should be sent back to Poland. Very dangerous people."
"Scandanavian Booty Call What did the Norse goddess say to Thor when he drunk dialed her? ""I aint no Valhalla back girl."""
"""Steak and Shake"" great burgers and also a good way to kill baby vampires."
"Q: What did Sushi A say to Sushi B? A: Wasabi?"
"""Found"" a nest of ground bees and got stung multiple times. But I was able to remove all the stingers. So yes, my pullout game is strong."
"When going through TSA inspection at the airport, there's no telling how long it will take... ... All belts are off ."
"He took both kids grocery shopping by himself so I could ""relax"" so now I'm sitting here suspicious that he's done something to piss me off."
"Perfection ""Practice makes perfect"" ""Nobody's perfect"" I'm so confused"