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Joke of the Day

"Have you heard about the kidnapper? He's really got away with kids."

"What gave the blonde a stomach ache? Nivea milk."

"I would shave my beard... but it's kind of grown on me."

"Q.What do me and a mirror have in common? A.When we see your face we both crack up!"

"I attached all my watches together into a belt today. It's a complete waist of time."

"As a child I was always taught there is a brain in my skull. Now I can't get it out of my head."

"Men are fun to argue with, because even IF they win... they lose."

"Do you know what 80 year old vagina tastes like? Depends"

"What does NAACP stand for? National Association of Apes Called People."

"Monopoly I never thought that monopoly is such a realistic game until I saw Greece selling it's airport"