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Joke of the Day
"""I'd like a bowl of soup please."" ""Any sides?"" ""I hope so, or it'll go EVERYWHERE."""
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"To all my haters. First of all, you should know that I'm typing this with my middle finger."
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"Got disoriented and walked into the wrong classroom. Didn't want to look stupid so I just went ahead and switched majors."
"When I die I want my group project members to lower me into my grave so they can let me down one last time"
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"It's so easy to kick a midgets ass All you have to do is raise your foot barely off the ground."
"Where did the pilgrims land when they came to America? On their feet!"
"Wherever you go, hold your head high like you actually did something with your life at some point. It fools most people."