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Joke of the Day
"It's so easy to kick a midgets ass All you have to do is raise your foot barely off the ground."
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"Where is this joke from. I heard he's so tough/,badass that he killed 2 guys with 1 bullet... no gun."
"I stole a jar of jelly from a friend... While I was blasting some Daft Punk. He chases me down yelling ""That's my jam!"""
"Deaf people have no idea why the rest of us think farts are funny."
"Most people prefer quilts over duvets but you shouldn't make blanket statements."
"To keep guacamole from going bad just be there for it"
"How many Brazilians does it take to change a lightbulb? One Brazillion."
"What do you get when you cross the Atlantic with the titanic? About half way"
"Are you from Iraq? Because I wanna see you Baghdad ass up"
"Switzerland I've heard a lot of good things about Switzerland. I mean, the flag's a big plus, right?"