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Joke of the Day
"The most popular guy in a fraternity will end up working at a mobile phone kiosk in a mall."
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"Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers? He'll stop at nothing to avoid them."
"Doritos announced new Pride-Flag inspired rainbow colored tortilla chips This will be the first time finishing a bag of Doritos has ever been associated with pride. Credit: @LateNightSeth"
"That's a nice ham you got there... It'd be a shame if you put an 's' in front and an 'e' at the end of it."
"My girlfriend has a fire crotch. Or as it's scientifically known, ""Chlamydia""."
"How many Northern Californians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Hella."
"A man is hanging from a cliff"
"Why don't Black people like to go on cruises? ... Because they're not falling for that one again."
"My boss was going to fire me over breakfast this morning but the coffee shop was closed. There were no grounds for dismissal."
"I got arrested the other day for holding a little girl's hand They wanted to know where the rest of her body was"