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Joke of the Day
"If you run in front of a car, you get tired. If you run behind a car, you get exhausted."
Next Joke
"I hate church I hated church when I was a child, with all the standing and kneeling and sitting. I wish the priest would just pick a position and fuck me."
"What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same"
"Actually, the past tense is 'hanged' as in 'he hanged himself'. Sorry about your dad, though"
"What did the sheep say to the sheepdog faking deafness? ""You herd me!"""
"One day, the fridge will take revenge on me, every half hour opening the door to my room, staring at me for a few minutes & then walk away."
"*[At the dinner table]* ""No grandma, those aren't knitting needles. We're having Chinese food"""
"Put the punchline in the title What's the best way to ruin a joke?"
"On Monday nights, I give my plants the pleasure of a striptease show by watering them with ice cubes."
"What do a Christmas tree and a Priest have in common? The balls are just for decoration"