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Joke of the Day

"Just joined Anonymous Anonymous. This time I'm serious about breaking my addiction to hacking government websites."

"Why do all Egyptian's farts smell the same? Because they have a tutankhamun!"

"I should've known it wasn't going to work out between my ex-wife and me. After all, I'm a Libra and she's a bitch."

"Using my toes to pick something up makes it hard to go to church on Sunday."

"Dirty joke What do you get when you put 50 lawyers in a room with 50 lesbians? One hundred people who don't do dick."

"Where will Donald Trump find the workers to build this Great Wall? Outside of Home Depot...... Maybe I should shoot myself in the foot. Not trying to be racists, but you get the point."

"Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seatbelt."

"Are you 9/11, Gurl? Cuz I would never forget you."

"A guy went to the doctor complaining of constipation But the doctor concluded he was full of shit"

"The jumper I got for Christmas kept picking up static electricity so I took it back to the shop and exchanged it for another one free of charge."