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Joke of the Day
"A guy went to the doctor complaining of constipation But the doctor concluded he was full of shit"
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"Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere."
"Some jokes on Mexicans can be funny, but a lot of the times they cross the border. ^^^^^OC ^^^^^but ^^^^^rephrased"
"What do black guys do after sex? 25 years - life"
"Glad my car insurance company requires a 10 character password to log-in. Wouldn't want someone to hack in and...pay my insurance bill"
"A man is about to jump off a building. A physicist tells him ""Don't jump! You have so much potential!"""
"I saw a woman with a lower back tattoo that said ""Classy"" and my brain leaked out of my ear."
"What do you call a restaurant that sells food that contains weed? McBongald's"
"what do you call a clean idiot? soap on a dope"
"*flips table* YO WHO CALLED THEM EXPIRATION DATES INSTEAD OF SPOILER ALERTS"