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Joke of the Day

"What fruit can't marry Cant-elope"

"You don't hear much about Snow White's eighth dwarf, but they should never have trusted Clumsy with an axe."

"1) Find and catch a rabbit 2) Go to restaurant 3) Complain about a hare in your meal 4) Enjoy free meal plus adorable household pet"

"Why do dentists recommend jpeg? It is a flossy compression method."

"Are you sure we haven't met before? Because I feel like I hate you from somewhere."

"Black people can be racist too It's just that white people are so much better at it."

"I hate gingerbread. If I owned a bakery, I wouldn't tolerate gingerbread. I'd be like, ""Get outta here, you redhead. Your money isn't good here."""

"PRO TIP: Using a Starbucks cup to ask for change makes me think I'm worse off than you"

"Chuck Norris... ...played a used game once... on the Xbox One."

"So 2 trains crashed in Germany today... Lets just hope the train wasn't going to Auschwitz or more then Germans would have gotten injured."