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Joke of the Day

"""The 59th rule of Fight Club is, we cant park in the lot on Vermont anymore - The owner is being a jerk. Just find street parking. 60th..."""

"My car has started clicking at me. I think it's trying to tell me something, but the jokes on him, I don't speak a single African language."

"How many homosexuals does it take to screw in a lightbulb? THREE. One to bend over, one to screw in the bulb, and one to drive the gay pride float!"

"Yo mama is so poor when her friend came over to use the bathroom she said ok choose a corner."

"Sometimes the last thing people hear before they're murdered is the sound of their pen that they won't stop clicking."

"I have you know that my penis was once in the Guinness book of world records... but then the librarian yelled and told me to leave the library."

"Why do people like office parties AND this joke? The punch line."

"Why Are Mexican & Black Jokes Overdone? Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal!...I'm sorry, you can hate me if you wish. ;("

"How did Frankenstein's monster eat his lunch? He bolted it down."

"I Gave My Father $100... I gave my father $100 and said, ""Buy yourself something that will make your life easier."" So he went out and bought a present for my mother."